Don’t You Hate It When…
1) When Strangers stare at you.
2)When you offer someone your seat and they refuse.(” Would you like to sit here?” ” No thanks ill just stand.” “OK….” * awkward silence*)
3) When you wanna let some gas lose but fears the fact that it might rip the space time continuum in a classroom or meeting.
4) When you say something stupid to the person you like.( ” Sup, I like your ass, I MEANÂ YOUR HAIRY ASS ,I MEAN I LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A WOMEN!”)
5) When your mom or dad(or your girlfriends/boyfriends mom or dad) walks in while your kissing.
6) When your mom or dad decide to have a “the talk” during a tragic event.( “I’m so sad that Chesterhad to die…He was so young…I loved him…” “Son its about time we talk about sexual intercourse.”)
7) When you think no ones home so you do something stupid only to realize that your parents are home and they watched everything you did.
8) When a teacher puts you on the spotlight when you least except it.
9) When your ditched by your friends in the center of a large crowed, and your all alone…
10) When you peed your pants from laughing so hard at something stupid in school and having to go to the nurse to get a change of pants.
( To be continued…)
